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Google Instant blacklist what they dont want you to see

• Sep 30, 2010 from applextrent(Trent Lapinski) in Technology
  It seems that there are certain things Google does not want to serve you instant results about, quite a few in fact. The folks over at 2600.com have compiled a master list of blacklisted search queries that will not generate any instant search results.
  Much of the list is stuff you would expect to get nipped in the bud, and others are a little more surprising. For example, anything with a negative connotation is blacklisted, including queries involving the word evil.
  The list is constantly being updated, so be sure to check out the original page here for the latest queries.
  WARNING: the list below is not really suitable for a work environment, so proceed with caution.
  
  (the capital letter indicates where the blacklist kicks in)
  
  
  2g1c (blacklists on the 1)[thanks bored]
  4chan (blacklists if a B or Y is entered after a space)(UPDATE: 4chan Y no longer is blacklisted) [thanks Sasa]
  a2m (blacklists after space) [thanks nic]
  acrotOmophilia (the things you can learn from this list!)[thanks Anonymous Entity]
  adUlt (seriously!)[thanks bored]
  amaTeur [thanks Bill]
  anal (blacklists after a space)
  anilinGus [thanks Bill]
  anuS (there really seems to be more blacklisting in this part of the anatomy than anywhere else)
  are (this is a VERY interesting one. if you stick are after the following words, the blacklist kicks in: jews, christians, catholics born-again christians, evangelical christians, atheists, muslims, blacks, whites, italians, mexicans, chinese, japanese, germans, arabs, french, buddhists. the blacklist does NOT kick in when these words are entered before are: terrorists, scientologists, agnostics, seventh day adventists, jehovahs witnesses, mormons, protestants, evangelists, pentecostalists, columbians, panamanians, iranians, iraqis, koreans, persians, turks.) [thanks Matt]
  are idiotS (most any word before this phrase will generate a blacklist this is really protecting us from ANY sort of negativity)
  arseHole [thanks Badspyro]
  aryaN (its not JUST a racist movement, Google go read Wikipedia)
  asian baBe [thanks nic]
  ass (blacklists after a space you will thus see nothing for ass monkey)
  assHole (OK to say on network TV but not here)
  assmUnch (you can even say this one in church)
  auto eRotic [thanks bored]
  autoerotiC [thanks Bill]
  babeS in toyland (thank you Google for sheltering us from the 1961 film classic)
  babelAnd [thanks thepleasurechest.com]
  baby battEr [thanks bored]
  ball GravY (who comes up with these?) [thanks John]
  ball SaCk [thanks xcitor]
  ball gaG [thanks EricaHart]
  ball kiCking (goodbye football)[thanks EricaHart]
  ball liCking [thanks EricaHart]
  ball sUcking [thanks EricaHart]
  bangBros [thanks Anonymous Entity]
  barebAck [thanks Bill]
  barely Legal [thanks Bill]
  barenAked ladies (let this be a warning when picking offensive band names) [thanks Chris]
  bastardO (yet bastard is OK) [thanks Eric]
  bastinAdo [thanks Jennifer]
  bbW [thanks EricaHart]
  bdsM [thanks nic]
  beaver clEaver [thanks R Hog]
  beaver lipS [thanks R Hog]
  bestiAlity [thanks Coldnose Sloth]
  betty doDson [thanks Robin]
  bi cUrious (not around Google) [thanks bruled]
  bianca bEauchamp [thanks Dan]
  big blAck (they werent THAT bad a punk band)[thanks lawl]
  big knOckers (knockers by itself is fine)[thanks bored]
  big tiTs [thanks EricaHart]
  bimboS [thanks Bill]
  birdlOck [thanks blacklist bandit]
  biseXual (why this is offensive while heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, trisexual arent is beyond us) [thanks Mikko]
  bitcH (there are probably more inoffensive uses of this word than any in this list)
  black coCk (blacklisted, but white cock isnt and will get you a list of inoffensive suggestions)
  blonde actIon [thanks nic]
  blonde on blonde aCtion [thanks nic]
  blow J [thanks John and Pedro]
  blow your L [thanks John]
  blue wafFle [thanks Andrew]
  blumPkin [thanks Bill]
  bolloCks (never mind them at least the Sex Pistols arent blacklisted) [thanks John]
  bondAge [thanks nic]
  boneR [thanks Bill]
  booB [thanks Bill]
  booty Call [thanks sofatater]
  brown showerS (apparently its OK if you just try one) [thanks Jennifer]
  brunette Action
  bukKake (knowing words like this is how you win at Jeopardy) [thanks nic]
  bulldYke [thanks EricaHart]
  bullet vIbe [thanks Alice]
  bung hOle (but bung hammer is helpfully suggested before the blacklist kicks in)[thanks Michael]
  bungHole (thank you Beavis & Butthead)[thanks Michael]
  bustY [thanks Bill]
  butt (blacklists after a space, so you wont see results for butt exercises)
  buttHole (we suspect the Butthole Surfers are fit to be tied over this)
  buttcHeeks (yet buttcrack is allowed)[thanks kimberly]
  camel Toe [thanks Bill]
  camgIrl [thanks anonymous entity]
  camslUt [thanks blacklist bandit]
  camwHore [thanks anonymous entity]
  carol quEen (apparently being a sexologist is enough to get you on the blacklist) [thanks kate]
  carpet mUncher [thanks R Hog]
  carpetmUncher [thanks kimberly]
  chastity bElt [thanks blacklist bandit]
  chocolate roseBuds (but vanilla rosebuds are fine)[thanks Travis]
  chrissie wUnna [thanks Wazza]
  circleJerk [thanks...

Googles list of banned words

• Sep 30, 2010 from musiqcentral(Art Eppley)
  As you may know, Google rolled out instant search. well, when reading some web reports I noticed that they banned words like bisexual, lesbian, and other such words from appearing as you type. Now, this may meet with some criticism, however, google is keeping safe search at its forefront. These terms still appear in search listings, you just have to take an extra step to get the results. Below is a list of words that Google has banned from its instant search results as compiles from 2600.com:
  
  
  
  
  
  
  2g1c(blacklists on the "1") [thanks bored]
  4chan(blacklists if a "B" or "Y" is entered after a space)(UPDATE: "4chan Y" no longer is blacklisted)[thanks Sasa]
  a2m(blacklists after space) [thanks nic]
  acrotOmophilia(the things you can learn from this list!) [thanks Anonymous Entity]
  adUlt(seriously!) [thanks bored]
  amaTeur[thanks Bill]
  anal(blacklists after a space)
  anilinGus[thanks Bill]
  anuS(there really seems to be more blacklisting in this part of the anatomy than anywhere else)
  are(this is a VERY interesting one. if you stick "are" after the following words, the blacklist kicks in: jews, christians, catholics born-again christians, evangelical christians, atheists, muslims, blacks, whites, italians, mexicans, chinese, japanese, germans, arabs, french, buddhists. the blacklist does NOT kick in when these words are entered before "are": terrorists, scientologists, agnostics, seventh day adventists, jehovah's witnesses, mormons, protestants, evangelists, pentecostalists, columbians, panamanians, iranians, iraqis, koreans, persians, turks.) [thanks Matt]
  are idiotS(most any word before this phrase will generate a blacklist - this is really protecting us from ANY sort of negativity)
  arseHole[thanks Badspyro]
  aryaN(it's not JUST a racist movement, Google - go read Wikipedia)
  asian baBe[thanks nic]
  ass(blacklists after a space - you will thus see nothing for "ass monkey")
  assHole(OK to say on network TV but not here)
  assmUnch(you can even say this one in church)
  auto eRotic[thanks bored]
  autoerotiC[thanks Bill]
  babeS in toyland(thank you Google for sheltering us from the 1961 film classic)
  babelAnd[thanks thepleasurechest.com]
  baby battEr[thanks bored]
  ball GravY(who comes up with these?) [thanks John]
  ball SaCk[thanks xcitor]
  ball gaG[thanks EricaHart]
  ball kiCking(goodbye football) [thanks EricaHart]
  ball liCking[thanks EricaHart]
  ball sUcking[thanks EricaHart]
  bangBros[thanks Anonymous Entity]
  barebAck[thanks Bill]
  barely Legal[thanks Bill]
  barenAked ladies(let this be a warning when picking offensive band names) [thanks Chris]
  bastinAdo[thanks Jennifer]
  bbW[thanks EricaHart]
  bdsM[thanks nic]
  beaver clEaver[thanks R Hog]
  beaver lipS[thanks R Hog]
  bestiAlity[thanks Coldnose Sloth]
  betty doDson[thanks Robin]
  bianca bEauchamp[thanks Dan]
  big blAck(they weren't THAT bad a punk band) [thanks lawl]
  big knOckers(knockers by itself is fine) [thanks bored]
  big tiTs[thanks EricaHart]
  bimboS[thanks Bill]
  birdlOck[thanks blacklist bandit]
  biseXual(why this is offensive while heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, trisexual aren't is beyond us) [thanks Mikko]
  bitcH(there are probably more inoffensive uses of this word than any in this list)
  black coCk(blacklisted, but "white cock" isn't and will get you a list of inoffensive suggestions)
  blonde actIon[thanks nic]
  blonde on blonde aCtion[thanks nic]
  blow J[thanks John and Pedro]
  blow your L[thanks John]
  blue wafFle[thanks Andrew]
  blumPkin[thanks Bill]
  bolloCks(never mind them - at least the Sex Pistols aren't blacklisted) [thanks John]
  bondAge[thanks nic]
  boneR[thanks Bill]
  booB[thanks Bill]
  booty Call[thanks sofatater]
  brown showerS(apparently it's OK if you just try one) [thanks Jennifer]
  brunette Action
  bukKake(knowing words like this is how you win at Jeopardy) [thanks nic]
  bulldYke[thanks EricaHart]
  bullet vIbe[thanks Alice]
  bung hOle(but "bung hammer" is helpfully suggested before the blacklist kicks in) [thanks Michael]
  bungHole(thank you Beavis & Butthead) [thanks Michael]
  bustY[thanks Bill]
  butt(blacklists after a space, so you won't see results for "butt exercises")
  buttHole(we suspect the Butthole Surfers are fit to be tied over this)
  buttcHeeks(yet buttcrack is allowed) [thanks kimberly]
  camel Toe[thanks Bill]
  camgIrl[thanks anonymous entity]
  camslUt[thanks blacklist bandit]
  camwHore[thanks anonymous entity]
  carol quEen(apparently being a sexologist is enough to get you on the blacklist) [thanks kate]
  carpet mUncher[thanks R Hog]
  carpetmUncher[thanks kimberly]
  chastity bElt[thanks blacklist bandit]
  chocolate roseBuds(but vanilla rosebuds are fine) [thanks Travis]
  chrissie wUnna[thanks Wazza]
  circleJerk[thanks anonymous entity]
  cleveland stEamer(but "cleveland steamers gets suggestions) [thanks Michael]
  clit(blacklists after a space)
  clitoriS(we're not sure why they waited until the last letter)
  clover clampS[thanks EricaHart]
  clusterFuck[thanks anonymous entity]
  cocainE(but "crack" and "heroin" are inoffensive)
  cock(blacklists after a space, narrowly averting a...

User:Marioguy1/Test1

• Oct 06, 2010 from porplem(Steve) in Gaming
  Created page with "This is a list of episodes from ''The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3'' which feature Mario. ==Episodes== ===Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas=== [[File:HugosPa"
  New pageThis is a list of episodes from ''[[The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]'' which feature [[Mario]].
  
  ==Episodes==
  ===Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas===
  [[File:HugosParrot.jpg|thumb|Mario on [[Prince Hugo the Huge's Parrot]]]]
  In [[Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas]], Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad attend a meeting with [[Prince Hugo the Huge]] and his [[Prince Hugo the Huge's Parrot|parrot]] in [[Giant Land]]. Prince Hugo informs them that the giant ninja Koopalings have destroyed his armies. Mario and Luigi jumps in a Warp Tube to attempt to defeat the Koopalings. Mario and Luigi fend off the [[Angry Sun]] and go to Prince Hugo's castle. After arriving, however, a giant [[Morton Koopa Jr.|Big Mouth Koopa]] blows Mario away, seizes Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad, and throws them inside the parrot's cage while tossing out the parrot. [[Ludwig Von Koopa|Kooky Von Koopa]] and [[Larry Koopa|Cheatsy Koopa]] grabs Prince Hugo and transforms him into a miniature poodle. [[Roy Koopa|Bully Koopa]] attempts to grab Mario, but Mario escapes by riding on the parrot. The Koopalings take their prisoners to King Koopa. After the Koopalings leave, Mario and the parrot arrives at the prisoners. Mario mixes the jewels on the wands that govern the powers of them. When King Koopa comes, Mario demands him that he should free Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, and Prince Hugo. Big Mouth takes him and King Koopa shoots him with one of his wands. However, since Mario previously mixed them, Mario transforms to a gigantic, ninja version of him. Mario frees his friends. Princess Toadstool acquires one of Bowser's wands and shrunk all the Koopalings to their original sizes while Luigi transforms Prince Hugo to normal. King Koopa and the Koopalings retreat after this. At the end, Prince Hugo thanks Mario and friends while Mario transforms back to normal. Prince Hugo's parrot, however, is displeased with his wrecked cage and uses a King Koopa's wand to turn huge and chase Mario.
  
  ===Reptiles in the Rose Garden===
  [[File:Reptilesingardenshot.jpg|thumb|left|Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad in front of the [[White House]]]]
  In [[Reptiles in the Rose Garden]], Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad see one of King Koopa's [[Doomship]]s flying to the [[real world]]. However, King Koopa uses [[Chain Chomp]]s to capture them. The reason King Koopa is heading to the real world is that it is [[Wendy O. Koopa|Kootie Pie Koopa]]'s 16th birthday and she wants [[United States|America]] for her birthday. The Dooomship arrives at [[Washington, D.C.]] to kidnap the [[President]] by beaming up the [[White House]]. Kootie Pie then announces the new "laws" over the U.S. In order to escape, Princess Toadstool makes the [[Fire Bro.|Fire Bros.]] fight the [[Boomerang Bro.|Boomerang Bros.]] while using their firing from them to break the Chain Chomps' chains. The Doomship beams down the White House into the [[Mushroom Sea]] where the President may never be rescued.
  
  Mario, using his frog suit, swims to the bottom of the ocean while avoiding many obstacles to the White House. [[Mrs. President]], who mistakes him for for a member of the Secret Service, greets him. Mario goes to the basement and uses a value that raises the house to the surface. After realizing that King Koopa will attack [[London]], [[Paris]], and [[Brooklyn]], Mario and Luigi disguised themselves as [[Sledge Bro.|Sledge Bros.]] and sneak on the Doomship. However, the Sledge Bros. are not fooled. Despite this, Mario and Luigi manage to enter the engine room to control the Doomship. Mario first beams down the White House on top of the [[Washington Monument]] by mistake, but he quickly corrects this. While Kootie Pie is throwing a temper tantrum, Mario beams her down in a warp tube that leads her to Castle Koopa. Mario and Luigi later destroys the Doomship. At the end, Kootie Pie gets "the present she deserves" when King Koopa orders her to do chores.
  
  ===Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario===
  [[File:Mindmummyshot.JPG|thumb|[[Queen Mushroomkhamen]], holds Mario, whom she thinks is her son, [[Prince Mushroomkhamen]].]]
  When Mario is first seen in [[Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario]], he wakes from a nap inside Toad's holiday house in [[Desert Land]]. A [[Toad (species)|Mushroom boy]] runs to Mario, screaming that a mummy is rampart in the Desert Land. Mario wants to stop this mummy, who is [[Queen Mushroomkhamen]], enraged at her son, [[Prince Mushroomkhamen]]'s kidnapping. Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad meet her terrorizing the inhabitants at a bazaar. Mario wants to calm her, but she tosses a tent on him. Princess Toadstool tells Mario and gang why Queen Mushroomkhamen is so upset after observing [[Lemmy Koopa|Hip]] and [[Iggy Koopa|Hop Koopa]] take...

A Sailors Dream

• Sep 29, 2010 from weatherforecas
  A Sailors Dream
  A Sailors Dream
  Sailing Across the Atlantic
  There is some necessary background to this adventurous story:
  This is a true story about a sailing yacht named Iemanja that sailed the Caribbean as a crewed charter boat. The yacht was about seventy five feet long from the bow sprit to the boat davits. It was a Ketch rigged boat with roller reefing on the Jib, main and Mizzen sails and all electric winches. It had GPS controlled auto helm, weather fax, single side band radio, Diesel engine and diesel operated generators etc.. The boat was built in Florida boat but at this time I dont remember the age of the boat, but it wasnt very old and in pristine condition. The Iemanja was owned by a Frenchman that lived in Paris that was well acquainted with the aristocracy of France who were his primary charter guests. To better accommodate his guests he had the boat cut in half and extended ten feet to provide larger cabin quarters for his French guests. My daughter was the chef on the boat , as she was on many other charter boats, so I became familiar with the then captain and the crew of the boat and the areas of the Caribbean that it sailed. I received a phone call from my daughter that the boat needed another crew member to act as medical officer and engineer on the boat, and as I was a sailor and an engineer and a medic with the Navy and Marine Corps they thought that I would fit their needs for an additional crew member. This was to be a temporary assignment as the boat was scheduled to sail across the Atlantic ocean to France. As any sane (some would have and did say insane) sailor would have done for an opportunity to sail across the ocean, I immediately accepted.
  This is where this adventure would begin. The boat was scheduled to leave Charlotte Amalie in the U.S. Virgin Islands in the Caribbean on the tenth of May, as it had a charter to complete first. On my birthday, the 25th of April I received another call from my daughter asking me if I could come down to the Islands right away as they had a problem with the boat. While the boat was out on charter the rudder broke but enough of the rudder remained so they were able to limp back to port. I flew out the next day to the U.S. Virgin Islands only to find out when I arrived that the boat was in Dry dock in Roadtown in the British Virgin Islands. So my first boat ride on this trip was in a not so pristine , small motor launch that delivered me to the British virgin Islands. After going through immigration and customs I was picked up by another member of the crew and brought to the boatyard where the boat was dry docked. The first thing I did was to check out the damage to the boats rudder, the gudgeon broke . The gudgeon is a U shaped heavy steel structure that held the rudder in place and also functioned as the hinge for the rudder to turn through. When the Gudgeon broke it left the rudder without any support. The rudder which weighed about three hundred pounds was constructed with a foam core and a steel plate embedded in the foam core, the entire rudder was covered with fiberglass. The steel plate was welded directly to the rudder post. About half of the rudder was broken off. In discussing the problem with the crew, I found out that the gudgeon broke once before. We werent able to positively confirm it, but the consensus was that the first time the gudgeon broke it cracked the fiberglass covering allowing water to seep into the core of the rudder, which weakened it, eventually causing it to break off . Its not known if the rudder broke first putting undue pressure on the gudgeon causing it to break or vice-versa.
  So the only solution was to replace the entire rudder with a totally new rudder and have a new
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  gudgeon built. The problem, we were in Roadtown in the British Virgin Islands and the three hundred pound rudder was in Florida at the Manufacturers Factory. In calling the factory we were told that they a spare rudder that was made for that boat and that they would ship it down immediately. It would take at least ten days for the rudder to arrive.
  Well we had a lot of time to kill, the only thing I could contribute to the boat while waiting was to build Lee cloths for each of the bunks on the boat. When a boat is under sail there is a weather side to the boat, the direction the wind is coming from and then there is the Lee side, the side of the boat leaning away from the wind. The Lee cloths (which were made from heavy canvas) were placed across the edge of the bunks that were on the center side of the boat. The purpose of the Lee cloths were to prevent a person sleeping in the bunk from rolling off the bunk when the edge of the bunk that was towards the center of the boat was on the windward side of the boat (The bunk would be tilted toward the center of the boat on one side and tilted toward the hull on the other side of the boat) so the person sleeping on the Lee side would rolled towards the hull and the person sleeping on the...

Anime Fleshlights & Macarena videos: A Comic Con Day 1 Photo/Video Essay

• Jul 22, 2010 from FilmDrunk in Offbeat
  Last night was the grand opening of Comic Con in San Diego, Preview Night, the first night, when everyone has their display booths up, and tickets are supposedly limited. So as crowded as it was, it will be presumably be even sweatier and more nerd packed tomorrow (thats today, your time). They were showing previews for upcoming WB shows in the theater, but I voted that a hearty (*fart noise*) and spent my time on the exhibition floor.
  How to describe preview night well, imagine a giant theater lobby where theres no movie to see, or an amusement park with no rides. Theres just lots of sh*t everywhere and people trying to hand you sh*t and huge lines for sh*t that the people in line dont even know whats at the end of. Am I in a line right now? Is this a dream? I dont know. Ooh, a Hard Rock Cafe with no sh*tty onion rings. Another valid analogy. Wait no, false alarm, they do have sh*tty onion rings here.
  See that Warner Bros strap on my shoulder up there? Thats for the giant Warner Bros bag they hand you on the way in. They give you a really big bag in order to hold smaller bags of useless sh*t that you will be handed. Here are some other folks sporting stylish bags:
  
  Sorry, homes, I know a back pack when I see it.
  Extrey, extrey, we got shiny bags of stuff here!
  Besides collecting bags o crap, you can also pose for awesome pictures like this:
  
  Who knew the dude from Mythbusters was so into Star Wars? Great pic, though. I might ask his mom there for a copy. Sweet lady.
  "Quick, son, go get a picture with that slut."
  Thats the other thing I was hoping to see lots of here, bored sluts handing out flyers and manning asinine promo booths. There werent as many as Id hoped, but I did catch this pack of triple Leias walking by:
  Triple Leia, whoaa, what does it mean??
  Hey, no one has mobbed them yet and tried to get nip slip pics on their iPhone. TO THE PERVMOBILE!
  "Tee hee, hi, you guys. We're super happy to be here."
  Fast-forward 27 seconds
  "This was a mistake."
  But excuse my negativity. I dont mean to sound cynical. There are many sights and sounds that make it all worthwhile. These guys, for instance:
  
  C-Tates wept. Honestly though, I love the sh*t out of that video. Was that the Macarena?! I couldve filmed that booth all night. But speaking of videos leaking sh*t from me loving them too hard
  
  Lets see flamboyant lead singer, super nerdy drummer, shy obese goth chick bassist This is like high school rock band as conceived by central casting. These guys are awesome. Eat your heart out, Cheap Trick.
  Comic Con: It will COMB YOU OVER!
  This guy rules.
  We musn't touches the preciousss
  Okay, okay, time to stop being a prick and join in on the fun. Hey, I think I see an Adult Swim exhibit over there. I love Adult Swim. Its right up my age/gender/socioeconomic demographic alley. Is that the line?
  I used to love Rascal scooter humor, but I think my sensors have been burned out permanently.
  Haha, thats not the line, silly. Its over there, against the wall, behind those 50 other people.
  Whoa, someone here likes Adult Swim WAAAAY more than I do. (When Family Guy used to be on Adult Swim)
  So whats at the end of this line, anyway?
  
  Inside those holes were tiny exhibits, like a stuffed squirrel stripper, and a jackalope and a bunny making love. It was actually pretty funny. Maybe not 15-minutes-in-line funny, but cute. However, I dont think they were sanitizing those peep holes. I may have contracted Nerd Flu. After that 20 seconds worth of fun, they herded us to a window where you could buy Adult Swim T-Shirts, to commemorate the experience, like Splash Mountain. I actually kind of wanted a Metalocalypse shirt, but I refused to feel like such an easy lay.
  
  You want pervy anime memorabilia? Yeah, we got that.
  Hmm, this isnt interactive enough. What else you got?
  
  Better, closer, warmer...
  Hey, what are those red and white canisters?
  F*CK YEAH, ANIME FLESHLIGHTS!
  That one said Deep Throat, but they had something for everyone, including those of us who prefer our whack-off tools in vagina.
  I think I love you, Soft Tube Cup.
  The best was the guys at the booth trying to explain what these were to the teenage girls who were walking through. You see, its a fake vagina that you put over your d*ck when you pretend to f*ck cartoons.
  You got any chocolate-covered pretzels in that utility belt? That would be righteous.
  "Knits to keep you busy from Twilight till Dawn."
  Thats right, its a book about Twilight-themed knitting. This is way more cruel than anything Ive ever said about Stephenie Meyer or Twilight fans.
  
  "I made this picture of Edward with sparkling abs in Photoshop. It watches me while I sleep."
  Is it anatomically correct? Yes, but Edward Cullen is smooth like a Ken doll down there.
  I think I found The Mighty Feklahr's birthday present.
  G4, getting to the heart of the matter. But I think you spelled "pandering" wrong.
  Okay, that's kind of cool. Check it out, it's almost like seeing it in a movie!
  Sulu Cologne. Oh my,...